Some people are absolutely passionate about rubber ducks. They love the cute little orange beaks, the cute yellow bodies bobbing up and down in the bathtub, the adorable little squeaky noise they make when you squeeze them. Let’s face it – rubber ducks are the bomb.
Now, let’s assume that you’re completely aware of the awesomeness of the rubber duck. You watched Sesame Street as a child, you know every song that ever even mentioned a rubber duck, and you’ve got a collection of 687 small, plastic duckies sitting on a shelf, irritating your new roommate to the core. You are a duck fanatic.